genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
bring money and cleavage
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
my poor anus
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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