what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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