Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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