So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Randomize
