my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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