I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh god it's open bar.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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