Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She fuckin peed on me
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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