My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
barbara walters just said penis...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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