I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Two words: blizzard sex
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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