More tranny stories later!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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