it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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