And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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