U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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