Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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