You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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