My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.