I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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