ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
vagina is talking i cant
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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