I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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