Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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