im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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