New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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