You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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