he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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