When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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