Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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