we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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