Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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