Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
They took my balls.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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