Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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