she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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