Define "chronic" masturbator.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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