Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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