I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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