I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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