Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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