That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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