I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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