I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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