Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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