Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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