are you still at the devil's house?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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