This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I checked into jail on foursquare
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Drunk is not a location!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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