Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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