i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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