Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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