You smell like stripper and shame
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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