So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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