The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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