Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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