Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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