I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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