love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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