I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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