We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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