Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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