So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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