I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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