bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
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you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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