Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My bed smells like the plague
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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